The problem is all inside your head.

Ask me anything   I am a dreamer. But I'm not the only one.

queenburke:

 I will be king and you will be queen
— 6 hours ago with 3596 notes

thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" [begins to scream and die a bit inside] [pauses to appreciate that iambic pentameter]

(via liamdryden)

— 9 hours ago with 2345 notes
dickroulette:

Sure Dylan’s nudes got leaked but have you guys seen this tweet 

dickroulette:

Sure Dylan’s nudes got leaked but have you guys seen this tweet 

(Source: dickroulette.tumblr.com , via the-sky-was-mistaken)

— 9 hours ago with 240747 notes
super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

(Source: everythingrhymeswithalcohol, via echomyname)

— 9 hours ago with 45917 notes

Miley Cyrus x Britney Spears | ‘Oops…We Can’t Stop Again’ (MASHUP)

(via queenmileycyrus)

— 9 hours ago with 71111 notes


Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

(Source: elfauno, via divination)

— 10 hours ago with 422188 notes

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

(via snarliekelly)

— 10 hours ago with 10250 notes