Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.
and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg
(Source: plumeria-aura, via eventualprocrastination)
"Watch as everyone competes to sit on the world’s most uncomfortable chair, while completely ignoring the invasion of ice zombies that threatens to kill them all,"
im at the gas station and i just witnessed a little boy steal 2 fun sized twix bars by shoving them in his afro this child is resourceful and he will go far in life